Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen, there are snacks, wine, and a fridge full of beer in the kitchen. This is going to be a great party, I’m glad you guys could stop by.
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
"My body is a dead language and you pronounced every word perfectly"
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
Failure is a learning opportunity. Failure is a learning opportunity. Failure is a learning opportunity.
Have you ever taken a shower in a dark or dimly lit room? I put music on and shit. It’s like the best thing .